English misunderstanding...

[muadDib 37]

Ring Ring Ring

"Hello?"

"Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?"

"No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."

After a brief pause, Daddy says,

"But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul."

"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now."

Brief pause.

"Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the

table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy

that Daddy's car Just pulled into the driveway."

"Okay, Daddy, Just a minute."

A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone:

"I did it, Daddy."

"And what happened, honey?" He asked.

"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and

ran around screaming.

Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she

isn't moving at all!"

"Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?"

"He jumped out of the bed With no clothes on, too.

He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the

swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water

last week to clean it.

He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead."

***Long Pause***

***Longer Pause***

***Even Longer Pause***

Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool? ........... Is this 486-531?"

[danutzzz 2]

) super tare

[Laura 41]

An elderly man was walking through the French countryside,

admiring the beautiful spring day, when over a hedgerow he spotted

a young couple making love in a field.

Getting over his initial shock he said to himself, "Ah, young

love... ze spring time, ze air, ze flowers... C'est magnifique!",

and continued to watch, remembering the good old day's that he'd

once enjoyed.

Suddenly he gasped and said, "Mais... Ze woman she is

dead!" before heading off as fast as he could to the town to tell

Jean, the police chief.

He arrived at the Police Station, out of breath, and shouted,

"Jean...Jean...zere is zis man, zis woman ... naked in farmer Gaston's field making love."

The police chief smiled and said, "Come, come, Henri you are not

so old, remember ze young love, ze spring time, ze air, ze flowers? Ah,L'amour! Zis is OK."

"Mais non! You do not understand, ze woman, she is dead!"

Upon hearing this, Jean, leapt up from his seat, rushed out of the

station, jumped on his push-bike, pedaled down to the field,

confirmed Henri's story, and pedaled all the way back to call the

doctor.

He picked up the telephone and screamed, "Pierre, Pierre!

This is Jean, I was in Gaston's field, zere is a young couple

naked having sex!"

To which Pierre replied, "Jean, I am a man of science. You must

remember...it's spring, ze air, ze flowers, Ah, L'amour! Zis is

very natural."

Jean, still out of breath, grasped in reply, "NON, you do not

understand, ze woman, she is dead!"

Hearing this, Pierre exclaimed, "Mon dieu!" grabbed his black

medicine bag, stuffed in his thermometer, stethoscope, and other

tools, jumped in his car, and drove like a madman down to Gaston's

field.

After carefully examining the participants he drove calmly back to

Henri and Jean, who were waiting at the station.

When he got there, went inside, smiled patiently, and said, "Ah,

mes amis, do not worry. Ze woman, she is not dead, she is

British!"

[tommytza 13]

vai,vai,cata rautate la adresa domnisoarelor englezoaice....!

[iulirx 614]

dar nu la domnisoarele englezoiace se referea , ci la doamnele din tara lui "why me no have ?".

yesss!